How would Tim Tebow respond if, while taking a knee and doing what he does best, someone snuck up beside him and perched his penis and/or balls on Tebow's head?
Hear me out, I'm under the impression that he is abstaining from sex because a book told him to. That's all well and good, no judgement here. Is it outlandish to think he refuses to engage in fisticuffs for the same reason? Me thinkith not.
Most amusing scenario: Tebow throws an FSU or Oakland Raider jersey at the offender and charges him, maybe delivers a stiff arm to the face or something of that nature. That way Jeebus totally forgives him for losing his cool, "football related gaffe" says the big man, no big deal.
Otherwise you gotta believe Tebow steadfastly sticks to his kneel and prayer, asking the lawd for the strength and humility to be the hardest working, grittiest, and winningest nutrest the University of Florida has ever produced. And really, that is quite a task.
Good Fantasy football team name as the title
ReplyDeleteRuling on the field is confirmed: God forgives as long as retaliation from the B/P-2-H comes in the form of a football move.
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